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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
quoms
quoms

i work night shift but in an office and there’s a 24 hour supermarket right across the street so sometimes i buy my groceries there when i’m on break. it’s convenient

and i regret to inform everyone that tonight on my way out i left

a ten-pack of fresh supermarket eggs

inside my desk

it had to happen eventually i guess. extreme hubris

quoms

folks i just need to let you know that i did in fact go to work, work a 9 ½ hour shift, exit my workplace, and one again left behind the exact same carton of eggs. plus some kiwis and a baguette. no the office is not open on weekends

ethnianmandarin

vaccinate ur fucking chickens, America

shieldfoss
shieldfoss

I’m reading some Charles Stross, a british writer channeling Lovecraft through James Bond and the horror of the cold war.

And of course, any good horror writer awakens in the reader questions that were perhaps better left unanswered - and, indeed, unasked.

But I’m in too deep and I have to know: Is “yummy mummy” just british slang for MILF?

garmbreak1

1. Laundry series?

2. Yes.

shieldfoss

  1. yes
  2. well it shouldnt be
ethnianmandarin

it’s not. yummy mummies are younger than MILFs